On Assignment: Table Mountain, Cape Town

by Andy

My Ukrainian mail order bride got UPS’d today. Not the same girl as the one in the brochure, but she’s very sweet. Cleans house better than a Marvellous Maid and makes a killer cabbage and bath water stew (old family recipe). And oh, her deceased husband worked a Siberian gold mine. Turns out he left her a full set of gold teeth. Here she is contemplating sharing one with me…


 
 
 

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    21. August 2008 um 11:26

    Nice, you guys make a cutesy couple!

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    25. August 2008 um 11:53

    Good to meet you Mom the other day, Andy! Nads

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    Perhaps when you tire of her you can pass her over to us. We are always looking for good Marvellous Maids.

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