On Assignment: Table Mountain, Cape Town
My Ukrainian mail order bride got UPS’d today. Not the same girl as the one in the brochure, but she’s very sweet. Cleans house better than a Marvellous Maid and makes a killer cabbage and bath water stew (old family recipe). And oh, her deceased husband worked a Siberian gold mine. Turns out he left her a full set of gold teeth. Here she is contemplating sharing one with me…




